What you Need to know about Terrier Rouge

A list of tid bits and thoughts on living in Terrier Rouge.

If its yellow let it mellow.  If its brown flush it down. 

Never.  Never. Never walk through the center of the soccer game. 

If the rind has hair on it, it's pork. 

Don't drink the water,  Prestige will do just fine 

Never fear the flash mob of red polo shirts and flopping red bows, they come in peace

No "sucret" does not mean "cigarette", it means " candy".

"Je t'aime" means "I love you" , not "I like your hat."

No, pedestrians do not have the right of way, but the cows, goats, chickens and pigs do. 

Hot water is for sissies

Don't rise with the rooster, he failed telling time, or the difference between sunrise and sunset, in school 

Pere Bruno's watchdogs are indeed vicious animals, beware of drool and aggressive tail wagging upon arrival

The yellow line in the middle of the road is simply a mere suggestion, not a hard and fast rule.

The car horn is quite simple, it means " I'm coming, get the hell out of my way."